Water? Check. Candy? Check. Crazy eye? Check. Hours with nothing but heavy weirdness in store? Check. If you have learned one thing by now, it’s that you best come prepared, and nothing says “I’m ready” like a blank stare of false confidence provided by a good pair of shades. The Firedrill is a modern twist on an old favorite, a throwback to the days when people color-coded their trips with blues or reds and choices were as simple as up or down. It was an innocent time and oversized 6-base polycarbonate lenses were a thing of the future much like STDs and their long-term side effects. Thankfully, with the Firedrill’s myriad of vibrant color combos and the miracle of modern science, we have a varied assortment of choices these days.
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