For those of you not up on goat, here are a few fun facts: first animal to be tamed by humans ever, will eat garbage (even shards of glass and rusted tin cans) and they possess satanic, rectangular pupils. Yet, what is not so common knowledge is that goat nappa, or treated goatskin, is superior to that of the cow’s. The reason being, its supple texture allows for more dexterity while still providing the proven waterproofing and durability of traditional leathers. The Vertical Cut Freeride shown here is made from real goat. And while you may not achieve the supernatural powers afforded to the archangel and his herd of cud chewing bastions of evil, your hands will remain warm as hell.
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