The Skullcandy Skullcrusher
It’s never okay to punch a baby in the face. Sure they smell like poop, make annoying noises, and puke green shit onto your fresh ass gear, but still society frowns on laying them out. So what do you do when you walk onto an airplane and find one of the little bastards is sitting right next to you, looking up at you with their cute little smiles of evilness? Some might choose to go straight to the booze so they can drink themselves into an infant like state, but don’t stoop to their level. Besides I’ve found another way of dealing with this epidemic that won’t land you in the big house when your plane touches down.
First thing is to get a laptop or portable DVD player, make sure you have a full battery so you don’t lose power five minutes into your flight, if you do you will never know how Titanic ends. The second is to have a few good movie choices, leave the porn at home that’s just creepy and no one wants to be a registered sex offender for the rest of their lives. I suggest something that can permanently scar the baby’s psyche, maybe something by Tim Burton, or something with a lot of fighting like Braveheart or Gladiator. Now comes the important part, when your tits deep into a fight scene you don’t want anything to disrupt your blood lust, so you’re going to need a battle worthy headphone. My go to combat ready headphone time and time again is Skullcandy’s Skullcrusher. This headphone will never let you down, I mean it has a freaking subwoofer built into it, which means you will be on a flight to see your creepy uncle, but will feel like your sitting inside an I-Max theater. They also cover up your whole ear, so no matter how loud that baby cries and screams you won’t hear a goddamn thing except the inspiring words of William Wallace. Check out the Skullcandy Website
Jonathan Glass is the Online Editor at Snowboard Magazine. If he says he is going snowboarding it means he's at après, early.
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