There is only one man in snowboarding who has not only produced a video but had a part in that video each year for over a decade. If we’re wrong, feel free to let us know in the comments. We don’t want to say that Jesse Burtner is a freak, but… how the hell does someone work full-time for Mervin, raise a child, run one of this industry’s most established production companies, and put out a part like this? Jesse Burtner is a freak.

Watch also: Mediocre Madness, a short film about snowboarding and friends

From Think Thank:

Jesse Burtner films another video part! When Jesse filmed his first video part the entire US Olympic Snowboard Team wasn’t even born yet (unconfirmed)! The internet hadn’t even been invented yet (not true)! Return of The Jedi was in theaters still (nope)! Daewon hadn’t learned nose manuals yet (not possible)! Bridges was still competing in Big Air Contests (yes, this one is true)! All jokes aside, dude is so old he’s turned to dust! But then he got swept up, added to water, poured in to a mold, cooked in a kiln and unveiled here as a new snowboarder, still capable of a few NBDs, Ollie ollies and good to go for another for ___ more video parts to come!

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