Patagonia Primo Jacket

MSRP: $500.00

Patagonia claims they are using “the most durable face fabrics available” on the Primo Jacket. While that might hold true in some tech circles, in the alternative lifestyle of the sociopath, Wild Bill and Leatherface had a material of their own that beyond its homicidal impactions seemed to work pretty well. But that’s the difference between borderline personalities and the good people at Patagonia who have bonded Gore Tex between high quality nylons and a super thick inner lining instead of forcefully tearing someone’s face off, tanning it in an old shack and calling it good. Sparring no expense, the Primo is probably the most durable and waterproof jacket you can legally posses without getting the death sentence.

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