I met Ethan Deiss a few months back on a trip to Minnesota. Every other sentence that came out of his mouth was hilarious. Anyhow, we are going to keep posting stuff here until he runs out of funny shit to say. Here is Shit Ethan Says.
– Chris Owen

"I don't really do too much death defying stuff in snowboarding. I got shit I want to do this summer."

(After discussing some of the stuff that Dan Brisse has been doing all winter.)

See all the shit Ethan has to say at snowboardmag.com/shit-ethan-says.